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47 Funny Cruise Ship Memes – Best for 2024

If you’re looking for a good laugh, then look no further than these funny cruise ship memes. From the silly to the downright absurd, these memes will have you chuckling in no time.

We’ve scoured the internet for some of the funniest cruise memes out there, and we’re sure you’ll get a good laugh out of them or at least raise a smile.

I’ve tried to capture every funny side of cruising, including memes about needing a cruise through to cruise day, the onboard buffet food, and many more.

But first in case you didn’t already know.

So what’s a cruise ship meme?

A cruise ship meme is any funny or relatable image or video that’s been shared online, typically with a caption added. And when it comes to cruise ship memes, there’s no shortage of funny cruise ship pics.

Whether you’re a seasoned cruiser or someone who’s thinking about taking their first cruise, these memes will definitely resonate.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the funniest cruise ship memes out there.

Funny Cruise Memes

In case you are looking for a specific type of cruise meme relating to a specific cruise line or situation such as being a cruise addict or overindulging in the buffet we have split the memes into humor categories below.

Near the end, we group a random selection of the best and funniest cruise memes for you to enjoy before ending with memes that represent the feelings of disembarkation day.

Carnival Cruise Memes

Carnival Cruises are the best and some passengers are very loyal.

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Disney Cruise Memes

Disney-inspired cruise memes are always popular.

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Booze Cruise Memes

For some cruisers, it’s all about the boozing and the drinks package, cocktails, and having a very merry time on vacation.

I like this feeling:

Cruise Food and Buffet Memes

We all know how good and how much food is on offer onboard the cruise ship.

No matter what your intentions are before embarking, it usually doesn’t last long.

Its actually quite surprising how much weight can be put on in 7 days!

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Know this feeling, especially on the first visit to the buffet. The joy and excitement is real.

Let’s get fat together.

Withdrawal symptoms from the buffet start to set in.

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Haha, when you get home.

It was only 7 days, made the most of it though.

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I Need a Cruise Memes

We spend a lot of time waiting for the next cruise.

Do you get this excited when booking a cruise is mentioned?

My kind of house in between cruises (I wish).

This is a great idea for the yard.

Funny and cute!

What kind of friend are they anyway if they go without you?

The days are long while waiting.

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When the wait is too long and you’ve reached breaking point!

It’s all about prioritizing for the cruise budget.

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Packing Cruise Memes

It’s all about the packing

How do you distinguish your luggage?

Anyone else do this? (I do!)

It’s Cruise Day Memes

You know that crazy happy feeling!

Love this one, watch the kid’s food fly! (Poor kid but at least smiling)

Going on a Cruise Memes

When the cruise is booked nothing can stop the smile when that happy feeling has set in.

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The cruise is booked, all is good.

Every time, never gets old.

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Screw everything and everyone.

So exciting.

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Size 7 day Cruise Memes

When it comes to happy birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s and Father’s day, some people only want to wear a size 7 day cruise!

What do you want to wear for Christmas?

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Another one but this time for Disney:

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Cruise Addict Memes

Are you a cruise addict?

This is the dream:

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Best Random Funny Cruise Memes

Can you see it? 🙂

Is this you? Where am I exactly?

Cruise towels.

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Yes, it’s a cruise cabin!

Is this you whenever you hear the word cruise.

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Love cruising meme.

Disembarkation Day Cruise Memes

All good things must come to end (until the next cruise).

No rush to leave the ship, or even the cabin.

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Do you think we’d ever get away with it? Hide.

Know this feeling. Hard times.

Back home to chores.

More Funny Memes

If you are still looking for more funny cruising memes or image you might find some at these sources which our updated regularly:

Cruise Memes Facebook Groups – a great source and no wonder it has over 75,000 followers. They also post many of their memes on their Instagram page .

I hope these cruise memes made you laugh or gave you a few reasons to smile.

Which one was your favorite? Feel free to let me know.

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The 30 BEST Cruise Memes

by Prof. Cruise · Published May 20, 2020 · Updated June 6, 2021

I’m not sure the highlighted portion of the above title would pass a lie detector test: “BEST cruise memes? That’s a lie!” But creating dozens of cruise memes has served as a poor – but better than growing my own sourdough starter or busting a hip trying to out-dance my 7 year-old on TikTok – substitute for cruising during this extended period of quarantine in my home port of Seattle.

I’ve shared some of these already on my Facebook page and on Instagram , but many are debuting here. Feel free to laugh, cry, and share widely with your cruise loving friends.

Funny Cruise Memes

Pre-cruise:

Post cruise:

Share an exciting announcement with your friends:

Life goals:

I cruise blog to cruise to cruise blog and so on. It’s a tough life. Especially…

A true friend would NEVER say this…

Those nice smelling spa ladies get me every time! Yes, I deserve to relax and be pampered, damnit!

Post this one to Facebook for the full effect:

First day of a cruise:

Last day of a cruise:

Me, right this very second:

Because I won’t be doing THIS anytime soon:

Which brings us to…

Coronavirus Related Cruise Memes

Holiday Cruise Memes

Two for Valentine’s Day:

(For Carnival cruise fans…)

Thanksgiving:

New Year’s:

Inspiring Or Positive Cruise Memes

And finally…

Class Dismissed.

Homework: Be sure to follow Prof. Cruise on Facebook and Instagram for future cruise memes! Also, go  here  for 15 things for cruise lovers to do while staying at home.

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50 Funny Cruise Memes to Brighten up Your Day

• February 13, 2024
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Embarking on a cruise is an adventure filled with endless possibilities, from the majestic view of the ocean to the thrill of exploring new destinations. However, it’s the quirky and unexpected moments on board that often turn into the most memorable stories.

In our collection of 50 funny cruise memes, we dive into the lighter side of cruising, capturing those relatable experiences and humorous observations that anyone who’s set sail can appreciate.

What Is a ‘Meme’?

A ‘meme’ is a funny picture or video, usually captioned with text, that people share on the internet. It often has a humorous message and is spread from person to person online.

Memes can be jokes, social commentary, or just something silly to make people laugh. They’re a popular way for people to communicate and share their thoughts or feelings in a light-hearted way.

Cruise Obsession Memes

Cruise obsession memes often poke fun at how much people love going on cruises. Many people can relate to the anticipation of counting down the days until their next cruise adventure.

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Cruise Withdrawal Memes

All good things come to an end, and that includes cruises! Feeling the post-cruise blues is common, and cruise withdrawal memes capture this emotion with a smile. They remind us of the joy of cruising and the inevitable longing to return, poking fun at how everything else seems dull in comparison.

During the COVID-19 pandemic, many people were unable to cruise, which intensified their feelings longing and withdrawal. They found themselves reminiscing about past voyages and eagerly awaiting the day they could sail again.

Cruise Food Memes

From the endless buffets to gourmet dining at every turn, cruise food memes humorously capture the sheer abundance and variety of food offered on cruise ships. The memes also highlight how hard it is not to overeat while cruising, something that many people can relate to.

Cruise Drinks Memes

When it comes to cruise vacations, the allure of unlimited drink packages is often the highlight, sparking countless memes about the adventurous spirit (and potential consequences) of free-flowing cocktails at sea.

Cruise Weather Memes

Cruise weather memes humorously reflect the unpredictable nature of sea travel, especially when it comes to navigating through rough seas. These memes often capture the dramatic, sometimes exaggerated experiences of passengers and crew alike as they face the challenges posed by rough waters.

Cruise Struggles Memes

From battling for the last deck chair to navigating the many corridors of the ship on the first day, cruise struggle memes capture the lighter side of these common challenges. They offer a humorous reflection on the quirks and annoyances that come with the cruise experience.

Cruise Preparation Memes

When it comes to preparing for a cruise, the experience can be filled with a mix of excitement and anxiety. Cruise preparation memes capture the funny and relatable moments of getting ready or planning for a cruise.

Cruise Passenger Memes

Nothing says ‘cruise life’ quite like the early morning dash to claim a deck chair with a towel and a book you’ll pretend to read. Cruise passenger memes perfectly capture the behaviors of those on board in a way that we can all relate to, whether we’ve been on a cruise or not.

Cruise Photographer Memes

As anyone who’s set sail on a cruise knows, photographers are the unsung heroes of the high seas, always ready to freeze our best (and sometimes awkward) moments in time. Although the eagerness of cruise photographers to snap that perfect shot can sometimes mean they’re everywhere you turn, and not all photos are winners, sparking funny memes about them.

Cruise Disembarkation Memes

When a cruise ends, the toughest part isn’t packing; it’s having to say goodbye to the sea and the ship you’ve called home. Disembarkation memes capture these sad goodbyes and the struggle of getting up early to leave, in a funny way.

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Other Funny Cruise Memes

Here are some other funny cruise memes that will make you smile:

Final Words

We hope that these memes have not only brought a smile to your face but also a wave of nostalgia for the unique experiences that cruising offers. You can check out more funny cruise memes on the ‘Cruise Memes’ Instagram and Facebook pages.

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Travel Quotes , Cruise Port Guides , Virgin Voyages · December 1, 2023

115 Cute, Catchy, and Funny Cruise Quotes for Instagram

Time to get nauti! This list of cruise quotes for Instagram includes the best cruise puns, funny cruise jokes, cute captions, and famous sayings to go with your vacation photos.

Whether you sailed to Antartica (wow!), cruised across the Atlantic, went island hopping in the Caribbean, or went on another unforgettable sailing, you’ll find plenty of perfect cruise captions for Instagram so you can share your beautiful photos with the world.

And if you’re already planning your next cruise, be sure to check out my Virgin Voyages guides !

Now onto all the best Cruise Captions—Instagram here we come!

Note : This article may contain affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases through these links, at no cost to you. But don’t worry, I only share products I’d truly recommend to a friend.

Essential Cruise Travel Resources

Have a cruise coming up soon? There are a lot of travel companies out there, but some are better than others. After traveling to dozens of countries and living abroad on several continents, here are some of my favorite websites and resources for planning unforgettable trips.

💪 Travel Insurance : Travel insurance is an essential for any trip—cruise or not! I use SafetyWing , which has affordable rates and coverage for many adventure sports.

🚠 Tours + Activities : Viator (owned by Trip Advisor) is my go-to site for comparing and booking experiences with local tour operators on cruise port days.

📱 Easy phone plans abroad : Use this company to get an eSIM for phone coverage while cruising—without getting a SIM card or canceling your existing plan (unless you want to!)

🎒 Essentials always in my bag : Check out my ‘ in my bag ‘ page for the items I always have in my luggage.

🚗 Car Rentals : Use DiscoverCars , a highly-rated platform for comparing and booking rental cars around the world.

10 Best Cruise Quotes for Instagram

Before we get too deep into this list of cruise captions for Instagram, here are my top ten favorite captions:

1. Paradise awaits

2. Farewell, landlubbers

3. Come sail away with me

4. Another day, another country

5. Aye, aye Captain

6. Don’t mind me, taking the sea-nic route

7. Caution: I bought the drinks package

8. Life is too short to stay on dry land

9. Exploring new horizons

10. “Now, bring me that horizon.” — Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean

Short Cruise Captions for Instagram

Short and sweet social media captions are often the best! Here are a few to choose from for your cruise Instagram captions:

11. Seas the day

12. Chasing the sun

14. Endless horizon

15. Gone costal

16. Feeling salty

17. Vacay mode

18. Sailing away

19. Ocean child

20. In my element

21. Bon voyage!

Cute Cruise Ship Captions for Instagram

Cute cruise saying are coming up next!

22. Life is better on the open sea

23. Exploring new horizons

24. Let the sea set you free

25. To do list: eat, pool, eat, drink, sleep, repeat

26. All hands on deck

27. There is nothing like the open ocean

28. Jump on board!

29. Cruisin’ for a brusin’

30. A bad day on a cruise ship is better than a good day anywhere else

31. Must walk the plank

32. As free as the ocean

33. Ocean air, salty hair

34. Meanwhile, in international waters

35. Out of office mode

See more tropical quotes on my Hawaii Instagram captions and Mexico Instagram captions articles

Funny Cruise Quotes for Instagram

Did you come here for the funny cruise quotes? Here you go! (And hey, if you think of any more funny cruise saying, please leave them in the comments!)

36. If cruises are just for old people then I’m heading into retirement early

37. I like big boats and I cannot lie

38. Drinking like a sailor

39. Just here for the unlimited food

40. Why is all the rum gone? — quote from Pirates of the Caribbean

41. Ahoy, mateys

42. Life is too short to party on land

43. What happens in the open ocean, stays in the open ocean

44. Hello, my name is [name] and I’m an aquaholic

Cruise Puns

Here are my favorite cruise puns for Instagram captions :

45. I’m totally on board with this vacation

46. Lost at sea? I’m not shore

47. I’m feeling salty that I’m not here right now

48. I’m happy to report I’m no longer a cruise virgin (perfect Virgin Voyages cruise Instagram caption)

49. Long time, no sea

50. On cruise control

51. No cruise control

52. Sail yeah

53. Oh ship

54. Ship happens

55. Sail-ebrating

56. Sea you later

57. Getting nauti

58. Getting plenty of vitamin sea

59. Getting ship faced

60. No shell-service out here

61. Fulfilling my fanta-sea

62. I gave into the pier pressure

63. Fear-naut!

64. I can knot wait to be back on the water

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Cruise Jokes

65. What did the ocean say to the sea? Nothing, they just waves.

66. Why did the cruise ship blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.

67. What do you do with a sick ship? Take it to the doc.

68. Which food aren’t allowed on cruise ships? Leeks.

69. What do you call competing cruise lines? Battleships.

Instagram Captions for Cruise Excursion Photos

Port days are the best, right? I initially went on my first cruise ( the Virgin Voyages Eastern Caribbean Antilles sailing ) to visit as many Caribbean islands as I could. Whether you’re floating down a natural lazy river in the Riviera Maya , hiking in Alaska, or exploring a new city, I hope these Instagram caption ideas help you share the fun!

70. Out here in paradise

71. Port after port

72. When in [destination]

73. Tropical state of mind

74. Island daze (related: 175 Island Instagram Captions )

75. I’m just here for the port days

76. Meanwhile, in [destination]

77. Destination: paradise

78. Days like these >

79. Another day, another island

80. Brb exploring the world

81. Postcard from [destination]

82. Life is better in flip flops

83. Once upon a time in [destination]

84. If you need me, I’ll be here

Where are you stopping? Browse all my travel quotes articles to see if I have a list of location-specific Instagram captions for cruise ports you’re visiting.

Famous Cruise Ship Quotes and Song Lyrics

If you’re looking for actual famous cruise quotes for Instagram, or song lyrics, check these ones out:

85. “A man is never lost at sea.” — Ernest Hemingway

86. “Our love is like a ship on the ocean, we’ve been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion.” — Rock The Boat by The Hues Corporation

87. “See the line where the sky meets the sea, it calls me.” — Moana

88. “There is nothing more enticing, disenchanting, and enslaving than the life at sea.” — Joseph Conrad

89. “I wanted freedom, open air and adventure. I found it on the sea.” — Alain Gerbault

90. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” — Susan Sontag

91. “There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage.” — Mark Twain

92. “It is not that life ashore is distasteful to me. But life at sea is better.” — Sir Francis Drake

93. “I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat.” — I’m On A Bot by the Lonely Island

94. “Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.” — Come Sail Away by Styx

Couple Cruise Captions

If you’ve seen my couple travel captions for Instagram post you know that my husband and I are always trying to think of new clever captions for our travel photos. Here are a few for cruise vacations with your honey:

95. You, me, the sunset, and the sea

96. So thankful for our relation-ship

97. So glad we tied the naut

98. I ship us!

99. No matter how rough the waves, I’ll always hang onto you

100. Sailing off into the sunset together

101. Be my Jack, I’ll be your Rose

102. You float my boat

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More Cruise Quotes

A few more cute cruise sayings and quotes before we disembark this article, hehe!

103. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy me a seaview cabin

104. Friends don’t let friends cruise alone

105. I live for port days

106. Less blues, more cruise

107. Eat, sleep, cruise, repeat

108. I literally woke up to this

109. Living that cruise life

110. I don’t always cruise, but when I do, its with my favorite people

111. Cruise ship vibes

112. No shirt, no shoes

113. What happens on board, stays on board

114. Let the sea set you free

115. Dropping my anchor here for a while

Final Thoughts: Cruise Quotes for Instagram

If you’ve made it this far in the article, I shore hope you found the perfect cruise Instagram caption! And as I mentioned earlier on, be sure to check out my Virgin Voyages guides so you can start planning a brand new cruise adventure!

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Annie is the founder of Your Friend the Nomad and an expert in the digital nomad lifestyle and vegan travel. She's lived abroad in Mexico, Italy, and Palestine, and traveled extensively in Latin America, Europe, and Asia.

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50 Best Cruise Jokes, Puns and Sayings that Will Make You Laugh

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The Ultimate Collection of Cruise Jokes, Puns and One Liners

If you love cruising and can use a laugh or two, read on! This collection of 50 of the best cruise jokes, puns and even some funny things overheard on cruise ships, will surely give you a chuckle.

The cruise puns and sayings can also make great captions on social media, and can even be printed on cruise t-shirts and mugs as you get ready for a future cruise !

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Short cruise jokes

Most of these cruise jokes are family friendly, so you can even teach your children any of them before your next cruise.

1. Ocean waves

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing. They just waved.

2. Colorful Cruise ship accident

Did you hear about the red cruise ship and the blue cruise ship that crashed into each other at sea?

All the survivors were marooned.

3. Marriage trouble

I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It’s no Titanic, but I’m optimistic.

4. Latest cruise ship trend

Did you hear the latest trend is installing trampolines on cruise ships? Now everyone is jumping on board.

5. Cruise Ship Talk

What do you call an azipod that doesn’t work? 

6. Nervous new cruiser

A nervous first time cruiser asked the Captain, “Do ships like this sink very often?” No, replied the Captain, “Usually only once.”

7. No Leeks allowed

What vegetable isn’t allowed on cruise ships?

8. Cruise crew joke

What’s it like working on a cruise ship?

It has it’s up and downs

9. Christmas cruise joke

Where does Santa go on vacation?

10. Marine life

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

11. Bermuda Triangle

What would you call the Bermuda triangle if it had 4 corners? The Bermuda Wreck-Tangle

12. The friendly sea

How do we know we know the ocean is friendly?

13. Haunted cruise

What do ghosts eat on a cruise?

14. Mermaids

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?

A shell phone of course!

15. Cruise ship sickness

Where do sick cruise ships go?

Longer cruise jokes

16. on a cruise ship deck.

A man is standing on deck, gazing out at the water. As the ship passes a small remote island, he spots somebody. He squints to make out what he sees – a thin, straggly man with wild looking hair. He watches as the man runs from side to side, jumps up and down and waves his arm. 

The cruise passenger turns to the captain and says “What’s up with that guy?” The captain shrugs and replies “I don’t know, but he’s happy to see us every year when we pass!”

17. Sinking cruise ship joke

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea and the cruise passengers manage to escape on life boats. A woman asks the Captain “How far is the closest land?”

“3 miles”, he answers. “That’s not too bad, in which direction?, she asks.

The Captain replied “Down”

18. Inside cabin problems

A couple called down to guest services, complaining that they were stuck and couldn’t get out of their cabin. 

“What’s the issue?”, answered the purser. “There are only 2 doors”, replied the woman. “One is the bathroom and the other says Do Not Disturb.”

19. A Pirate in a Bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, “Hey, what’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Argh, I’ve got a bounty on my head.”

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

20. Popular cruise comedian joke

The showers in the cruise cabins are so small, I just soap the walls and spin around a few times!

21. Advice from the ocean

Be shore of yourself, come our of your shell, take time to relax and coast, avoid pier pressure, sea life’s beauty, don’t get tide down, make waves!

More travel jokes

22. airplane travel.

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

The plane chocolate.

23. Flight trouble

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

It was overbooked

24. Emotional baggage

I told my suitcase there will be no cruise vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage!

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Funny things overheard on a cruise

Cruise ship crew have been sharing some of the funny things they’ve heard cruise passengers say over the years. We’ve also heard a few things that have given us a chuckle as well.

25. What time is the midnight buffet?

26. What happens to the ice sculptures after they melt?

27. To the Captain – “If you’re here, who’s driving the ship?” ( please don’t say this) 

28. Do these elevators go to the front of the ship?

29. Do the crew sleep on board?

30. Is the ocean salt water?

31. When visiting Rome “I’m surprised the ruins are in such bad shape.”

32. How do we know which pictures are ours?

33. How do they get enough water to fill the cruise ship pools while out at sea?

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Cruise puns and one liners

34. I’m struggling with jokes today, so you’ll have to put up with this one liner

Ok, in all seriousness, a good cruise pun often makes a fun, short and sweet Instagram caption, or can even be used on a personalized cruise t-shirt or mug design.

35. Cruiseitude (n)  a grumpy mood from lack of cruising

36. Thallosphile (n.) a person who loves the sea, oceans.

37. Sea you soon

38. What happens on the cruise ship, stays on a cruise ship.

39. I’m on vacation and I don’t give a ship

40. Ship happens

41. Feeling a little Nauti

42. Seas the day

43. Sea life’s beauty

44. Keep calm and cruise

45. Sorry, I was ship faced

46. Happiness comes in waves

47. Cruise hair, don’t care

48. I have no cruise control, It’s like they book themselves.

49. I need my vitamin sea

50. Whatever floats your boat

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Funny Cruise T-shirts, Coffee Mugs and Novelty Items

“Ship Faced” Thermal Coffee Mug

Cruise Mug “I’m just counting the days until my next cruise”

Seriously, this rings true for me every. single. day!

Cruise coffee mug “I don’t give a Ship”

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15 Cruise Memes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

L ooking for a good laugh? Do you miss going on cruises? If so, then you need to check out these cruise memes! These memes are sure to make you laugh out loud with their relatable humor that only those who have been on a cruise can appreciate. Here are some of our favorite cruise memes that will always make us laugh out loud.

1. Last Day of Cruise Meme

When you pack everything in your check-in luggage and forget to set aside the clothes you’ll need to disembark the cruise ship…

2. Cruise Buffet Meme

This is me every day after having lunch at the cruise buffet.

3. Cruise Beverage Package Meme

This is my cruise beverage package strategy.

4. Burning Calories at the Cruise Meme

You won’t find me at the gym. This is me burning off calories at the cruise.

5. Waiting for the Luggage on Embarkation Day Meme

The joy of reuniting with your luggage after cruise embarkation!

7. Separation Anxiety on the Last Night of your Cruise Meme

Me having separation anxiety with my check in luggage on the last night of the cruise. (You can find more cruise memes on our Cruise Facebook page .

8. Cruise Elevator Meme

Hunger Games: Cruise Ship Edition!

9. Cruise Formal Night Meme

Cruise Formal night: To Tuxedo or to Hawaiian Shirt?

10. Eating Healthy at the Cruise Meme

My cruise diet consists of bread, steak, shrimp cocktail, French onion soup, pizza, burgers, wine and lots of desserts!

11. Snacking at the Cruise Meme

I’ll just be at the buffet until dinner time.

12. Cruise Port Day Meme

When you’re finally back on the cruise ship after a long day at the port.

13. Oversleeping at the Cruise Meme

When you wake up at 10:01am and realize you missed the cruise breakfast buffet by one minute!

14. When Someone Says They Don’t Like to Cruise Meme

To the people who don’t like cruising- you’re missing out big time.

15. Cruise Ship Lounge Chair Meme

Good luck getting a lounge chair at the cruise ship pool on sea days.

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Ahoy Matey! 27 Hilarious Cruise Jokes To Keep You Laughing ⚓️🤣

Ahoy mates! As someone who loves cruising, I know that it can be a time to relax, recharge, and have some fun. And what better way to have fun than with some hilarious cruise ship jokes?

I’ve compiled a list of 27 jokes that are sure to keep you laughing throughout your entire cruise. Whether you’re a first-time cruiser or a seasoned pro, there’s something for everyone in this list.

From family-friendly humor to adult-only jokes, from one-liners to funny stories, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh with these hilarious cruise ship jokes.

And who knows, you might even make some new friends by sharing a few of these jokes around the ship. So let’s set sail on a laughter-filled journey!

• The article contains 27 clean and funny cruise ship jokes, with subtopics including spring break, sunbathing, language classes, and more.
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Cruise Joke List

I have to say, I love how Mike Schimdt has compiled this list of 27 hilarious cruise ship jokes.

It’s great to see the wide variety of humor that can be found on a cruise ship, from the classic genie wish gone wrong to parrots spoiling magic tricks.

And of course, there’s the ever popular lost Rolex joke. It’s a testament to the creativity and humor of cruise ship entertainment and staff.

It’s also great to see that the jokes are clean and family-friendly, while still being funny and clever. It shows that you don’t need to rely on crude humor to get a laugh.

From the nervous cruiser to the scotch and water drinker, there’s something for everyone on this list. It’s a great reminder that humor is an important part of the cruise experience, and adds to the overall enjoyment of the trip.

Family-Friendly Humor

With so many family-friendly comedy shows available on cruise ships, it’s no wonder that parents and kids alike can enjoy a good laugh while sailing on the high seas. Whether it’s a stand-up comedian or a comedic magician, there’s something for everyone on board. Cruise ship activities don’t just involve swimming and sunbathing, there’s also a wide range of entertainment options that are perfect for families.

To emphasize the importance of family-friendly humor on cruise ships, here’s a table showcasing some of the best comedy shows available for families:

With so many options available, families can enjoy a variety of cruise ship entertainment that caters to their specific interests. Whether it’s a magic show, a comedy act, or a puppet show, there’s something for everyone. The best part is that these shows are all family-friendly, so parents can relax and enjoy the entertainment without having to worry about any inappropriate content. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh on your next cruise vacation!

Adult-Only Humor

For those seeking a more mature sense of humor, adult-only comedy shows on cruise ships offer a chance to unwind and enjoy some naughty nautical and risqué routines.

These shows are typically held in the evenings, after the family-friendly shows have ended, and are designed for adults who want to let loose and have a good laugh.

The comedians performing in these shows are often more daring and edgier than their family-friendly counterparts, which makes for a night of laughter that you won’t soon forget.

Whether it’s poking fun at the cruise ship staff or sharing humorous stories about their own lives, these comedians know how to push the envelope and keep their audience laughing until their sides hurt.

So, if you’re looking for a night of adult-only humor while on your next cruise, be sure to check out the comedy shows and get ready to let loose and have some fun!

Spring Break Jokes

When planning for my spring break cruise, I can’t wait to share these clever and witty jokes with my friends and family.

The first joke about a genie and beer ocean wish is bound to get a good laugh out of everyone. Who wouldn’t want to wish for an endless supply of beer while cruising on the open sea?

But that’s not the only joke on the list that will have everyone chuckling. From jokes about nervous cruisers to sailors blowing their noses, there’s something for everyone.

And if you’re looking for a more family-friendly option, the castaway joke about a happy man on an island is sure to please.

So sit back, relax, and get ready to have a good laugh with these hilarious cruise jokes.

A genie grants a man three wishes, and he wishes for an endless supply of beer in the ocean.

A man stands on the deck playing cards and a gust of wind blows them away.

A castaway is finally rescued from a deserted island and is asked how he survived.

Castaway Jokes

I particularly enjoy the castaway jokes on the list, especially the one about the happy man who was rescued from the island. It made me laugh out loud imagining the sheer joy and relief he must have felt when he finally saw the rescue boat approaching. Speaking of happy islands, have you ever dreamt of being stranded on a beautiful tropical island with nothing to worry about but sipping piña coladas and sunbathing? Well, according to a recent survey, 75% of Americans have.

To help you visualize this dream scenario, let me paint a picture for you. Imagine yourself lying on a white sandy beach, with crystal clear turquoise water on one side and a lush green jungle on the other. You’re holding a colorful drink with a little umbrella in one hand, and a parrot is perched on the other, doing tricks for your entertainment. Ah, the sweet taste of freedom! But let’s be real, we all know that being stranded on an island would also come with its own set of challenges. Just take a look at this table:

All things considered, I think I’ll stick to daydreaming about island adventures and leave the castaway jokes to the comedians. Speaking of which, did you hear about the magician and his parrot? Let’s just say, the bird had a few tricks up its sleeve that the audience wasn’t expecting.

Ship Sinking Jokes

My mind meanders to the morbid as I muse about the mishaps that may materialize when ships sink. But leave it to cruise ship comedians to turn a harrowing event into a humorous one.

I recall a joke where a cruise ship sinks, and passengers escape on lifeboats. Two bankers are the only survivors, and one makes a business joke. It’s a witty take on a scary scenario, and it’s the kind of humor that makes light of a situation and alleviates fear.

On a more serious note, when a ship sinks, the captain makes announcements to keep passengers informed and calm. It’s a crucial role, and one that requires both leadership and compassion.

But in today’s modern era, it’s not just safety and communication that are evolving on cruise ships. The latest trend is installing trampolines for guests to bounce around on the high seas. Who knew that bouncing on a trampoline could be a fun way to pass the time on a sinking ship? I suppose it’s one way to stay afloat, both literally and figuratively.

Cabin Steward Jokes

As a frequent cruiser, I always look forward to the cabin steward jokes that are often shared during the family-friendly comedy shows on board.

One of my favorite jokes involves the cabin steward making the bed in the middle of the night while the passengers are sleeping. The punchline goes something like this: "I never knew someone could make a bed while I was still in it!"It’s a classic joke that never fails to get a laugh from the audience.

Another popular cabin steward joke involves cleaning pranks. The comedian tells a story about a passenger who left a note on the bathroom mirror asking the steward to clean it. The next day, the passenger found a note on the mirror that read, "I cleaned the mirror, but I couldn’t find your face!"

And let’s not forget the bedtime stories that some cabin stewards like to tell. One comedian joked about how his cabin steward told him a bedtime story about a cruise ship that sank, causing him to have nightmares for the rest of the trip.

These types of jokes add a fun element to the cruise experience and keep passengers entertained throughout their trip.

One-Liner Jokes

Feeling in need of a good laugh? These one-liner jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone on your next cruise adventure.

Whether you’re looking for a family-friendly joke or something a bit more adult, these quick quips are perfect for sharing with your fellow shipmates. So, without further ado, here are four one-liner cruise jokes to keep you chuckling:

‘Why did the pirate take a parrot on his cruise? For the arrrrrrrrguments!’

‘I took a language class on my last cruise. Let’s just say, I still don’t know how to ask for directions to the bathroom.’

‘Why did the magician bring a parrot on stage? To make his tricks more a-PECK-ting!’

‘I tried to book a small ship for my next cruise, but they said it was too premature to make a reservation.’

These jokes are sure to have you and your fellow passengers laughing out loud. Whether you’re lounging by the pool or taking in a comedy show, these one-liners are the perfect way to lighten the mood and enjoy your time at sea.

So, why not share a joke or two with your shipmates and see who can come up with the funniest punchline? After all, laughter’s the best medicine, even on a cruise ship!

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How can readers book tickets for comedy shows on board cruise ships?

Booking tickets for comedy shows on board cruise ships is easy. Simply check the ship’s schedule for show times and visit the onboard box office to purchase tickets. Pricing options vary, but there are usually family-friendly and adult-only shows available.

Can readers share their own cruise jokes or memes with the author’s email list?

Hey there! I love a good cruise joke as much as the next person, but let’s talk about reader participation. Have you ever shared your own hilarious cruise experience or meme with the author’s email list? It’s a great way to connect and share laughs!

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When it comes to the best cruise destinations for families, the Caribbean and Mediterranean are top picks. The Caribbean offers beautiful beaches and tropical weather, while the Mediterranean has rich history and culture. Both offer a sense of freedom and adventure.

Are there any safety measures in place on cruise ships to prevent ship sinkings or accidents?

Cruise safety measures are taken seriously onboard. Emergency protocols are in place, including lifeboats, evacuation drills, and GPS tracking systems. It’s like being a captain of your own ship, with backup plans for any situation.

25 Hilarious Cruise Jokes to Tell at Sea

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If you love cruising, you’ll love our collection of 25 cruise jokes. The collection of puns, jokes, and riddles will give you and your travel friends a chuckle.

Be sure to read to the end to see the 10 funniest conversations overheard on a cruise ship.

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25 Hilarious Cruise Jokes

1. playing cards.

Why couldn’t the passengers play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck.

2. Sick Cruise Ships

Where do sick cruise ships go?

3. Phone Calls

What does a mermaid use to call her friends?

A shell phone, of course.

4. Life as a Crew Member

What’s it like working on a cruise ship?

It has its ups and downs.

5. Inside Cabins

A couple called guest services, complaining they were stuck and couldn’t get out of their cabin. 

“What’s the issue?” answered the purser. “There are only two doors,” replied the woman. “One is the bathroom, and the other says Do Not Disturb.”

6. Shower Trouble

The showers in the cruise cabins are so small. I just soap the walls and spin around a few times!

7. Emotional Baggage

I told my suitcase I wouldn’t be taking a cruise this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage!

8. Ocean Waves

What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing. They just waved.

9. Marriage Trouble

I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It’s no Titanic, but I’m optimistic.

10. Nervous Cruiser

A nervous first-time cruiser asked the Captain, “Do ships like this sink very often?” No, replied the Captain, “Usually only once.”

11. Mechanical Issues

What do you call an azipod that doesn’t work? 

12. Bermuda Triangle

What would you call the Bermuda triangle if it had 4 corners? The Bermuda Wreck-Tangle

13. On a Cruise Ship Deck

A man is standing on deck, gazing out at the water. As the ship passes a small remote island, he spots somebody. He squints to make out what he sees – a thin, straggly man with wild-looking hair. He watches as the man runs from side to side, jumps up and down, and waves his arm. 

The cruise passenger turns to the captain and says, “What’s up with that guy?” The captain shrugs and replies, “I don’t know, but he’s happy to see us when we sail by!”

14. Christmas Cruise Joke

Where does Santa go on vacation?

15. Sinking Cruise Ship Joke

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the sea, and the cruise passengers manage to escape on lifeboats . A woman asks the Captain, “How far is the closest land?”

“3 miles”, he answers. “That’s not too bad. In which direction? she asks.

The Captain replied, “Down.”

16. The Friendly Sea

How do we know we know the ocean is friendly?

17. Booze Cruise

On its last night at sea, a cruise ship sails back from the Caribbean. Just before dinner time, the captain gets on the loudspeaker.

“This is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there was an error with our provisioning. While there are 2000 passengers on board, we only have enough food for 1000 dinners. However, we have plenty of alcohol, so anyone willing to give up their meal will receive free drinks for the rest of the night.”

A few hours later, the captain gets on the loudspeaker again.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize, but we’ve run out of booze. On the upside, we still have a thousand delicious meals for you to enjoy!”

18. Lost Rolex

A wealthy passenger took a cruise vacation to a tropical island and decided to sunbathe on the beach. Wanting an even tan, he took off his luxury watch and slipped it into his pocket.

Back on board at the end of the day, he realized that his watch was gone—it must have fallen out of his pocket. Too embarrassed to admit he’d lost such an expensive item, he decided not to tell anyone.

A moment later, the Captain’s voice came on the loudspeaker. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is an announcement to the passenger who lost the Rolex Pearlmaster on the beach……The time is now 6:54 PM.”

19. Pier Pressure

What keeps a dock floating above water?

Pier pressure.

20. Breaking News

Breaking news: Passengers trapped on a cruise ship on the ocean for 4 days.

On the bright side, it’s kind of what they paid for .

21. Latest Cruise Ship Trend

Did you hear the latest trend is installing trampolines on cruise ships? Now everyone is jumping on board.

22. Vegetables

What vegetable isn’t allowed on cruise ships?

23. Marine life

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

24. Bermuda Triangle

25. the magician and the parrot.

A magician worked on a cruise ship, performing the same tricks each week for new passengers.

The captain’s pet parrot came to all the shows and figured out how the tricks worked. He began to shout out during the performances. “It’s up his sleeve,” spoiling the illusions.

The magician was annoyed but couldn’t do anything as the parrot belonged to the captain.

One night, the ship sank. The magician found himself stranded on a desert island, along with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred for days, neither uttering a word.

Finally, after three days, the parrot couldn’t hold back any longer.

“Okay, I give up,” he said. “What did you do with the ship?”

Bonus: 10 Hilarious Conversations Overheard on a Crusie Ship

• What time is the midnight buffet?
• What happens to the ice sculptures after they melt?
• To the Captain – “If you’re here, who’s driving the ship?”
• Do these elevators go to the front of the ship?
• Do the crew sleep on board?
• Is the ocean salt water?
• When visiting Rome, “I’m surprised the ruins are in such bad shape.”
• How do we know which pictures are ours?
• How do they get enough water to fill the cruise ship pools while at sea? (I’ll give you one guess)
• Is the toilet fresh water? (I don’t know for two reasons. Number 1 and number 2 )

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10 Funniest Cruise Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

By: Author Carrie Ann Karstunen

Posted on Published: May 19, 2020  - Last updated: July 2, 2022

Do you love going to the comedy shows when you’re on a cruise? I know it’s one of my favorite things to do on a ship. But until cruising starts up again, we’ll have to make do with telling some cruise jokes.

I’ve collected the funniest cruise jokes at sea, so you can crack up your friends and family with some cruise humor. Dad joke alert: some of these are pretty corny! But they’re all clean cruise jokes, and safe for the entire family. Enjoy!

Bankers aweigh

Two bankers were the only survivors when their cruise ship sank. They were both clinging to a single life preserver. One banker, knowing that his colleague couldn’t swim, says, “I think I can make it to shore to get help. Can you float alone?”

The other banker replies, “How can you talk business at a time like this?”

The booze cruise

A cruise ship is headed back from the Caribbean on its last night at sea. Just before dinner time, the captain gets on the loudspeaker.

“This is your captain speaking. I regret to inform you that there was an error with our provisioning. While there are 2000 passengers on board, we only have enough food for 1000 dinners. However, we do have plenty of alcohol, so anyone who is willing to give up their meal will receive free drinks for the rest of the night.”

A few hours later, the captain gets on the loudspeaker again.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize but it appears we’ve run out of booze. On the upside, we still have a thousand delicious meals for you to enjoy!”

A cruise ship passenger is standing on the deck, looking out at the ocean. As the ship passes a small island, he spots a figure on the beach. He can see it’s a very thin man with wild hair, dressed in rags. He watches him wave his arms, jump up and down, and run back and forth along the beach.

The passenger turns to the Captain, who is standing nearby:

“Captain, what’s up with that guy?”

The Captain just shrugs.

“No clue. He’s always this happy when we sail by.”

The sunbathers

Two elderly gentlemen are relaxing in the sun on a cruise ship. One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?”

“Oh, yes.” the other replies, “I believe it’s from sitting on these deck chairs”.

A magician worked on a cruise ship. There was a new set of passengers each week, so the magician performed the same tricks over and over again. The captain’s pet parrot came to all the magic shows and began to understand how each of the magic tricks worked.

Once the parrot understood, he began to shout during the show, “Look, he’s hiding the rabbit under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

Every week, the parrot ruined the show. The magician was exasperated but couldn’t do anything. After all, it was the captain’s parrot.

One night, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. The magician found himself stranded on the iceberg…along with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but neither uttered a word. This went on for days. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot couldn’t hold back any longer. “OK, I give up.” he said, “What did you do with the ship?”

The party pooper

Why couldn’t the cruisers play cards?

Because the Captain was standing on the deck.

Rolex below deck s

A rich guy took a cruise to a tropical island, and decided to sunbathe on the beach. Wanting an even tan, he took off his luxury watch and slipped it in his pocket.

Back on board at the end of the day, he realized that his watch was gone—it must have fallen out of his pocket. Too embarrassed to admit he’d lost such an expensive item, he decided not to tell anyone.

A moment later, the Captain’s voice came on the loudspeaker. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is an announcement to the passenger who lost the Rolex Pearlmaster on the beach……The time is now 6:54 PM.”

Spring Break

A bunch of fraternity brothers go on a cruise for Spring Break. Halfway through their vacation the ship wrecks, and the young men escape on a lifeboat. They floated on the ocean for a couple of days, but no one came to rescue them. On the third day, one of the men noticed a bottle floating near the lifeboat.

“Whoa, what if there’s a genie in that bottle?” he asked. He reached into the water, picked up the bottle, and rubbed it.

With a loud whoosh, a huge genie appeared. “I am a powerful genie, but I can only grant one wish,” the genie shouted.

“That’s a no-brainer!” the frat boy said, “I wish the entire ocean was made of beer!”

The genie granted the wish, and promptly vanished.

“Dude!” groaned one of the other brothers. “Now we have to pee in the boat!”

Rethinking sinking

A very nervous first-time cruiser approached the Captain. “Do ships like this sink very often?” he asked.

Replied the captain, “No, not too often. Usually, it’s only once.”

Shipped out

A married man walks into his local pub, where all of his bachelor friends are gathered at the bar. “Hey, Dave!” shouts one of his buddies. “How’d you talk your wife into letting you come out with us?”

“Oh, I’m on my own for the week. She took the kids on a Caribbean cruise.”

“No, she wanted to.”

Which of these cruise jokes is your favorite? Let me know in the comments below!

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My blog today is for cruise addicts everywhere, with a love of cruise memes! Sometimes it’s the only thing we need to post on Facebook to let the world know how we feel when it comes to our love of the ocean based holiday. I found the memes below in all different areas of the internet and thought it would be nice to put them all in one place, so I have turned them into a blog post – I even found one that you could share with your travel agent and a few for our absolutely wonderful crew members! Yes, we have a “crew only” area today, scroll down.

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For couples who travel, the only aisle you ever consider walking down together is the aisle that leads to your assigned seats on an airplane. Traveling couples enjoy their baecations together more than they cherish the idea of wasting vacation money on a diamond ring, so if you and your boo are the type to eat ramen in Japan a month before getting a tan in the Maldives, you get it. 

Couples who travel together always come home from vacations with a full camera roll and an empty wallet, but there's no better feeling in the world. Those moments you share together are irreversibly precious and you'll carry those good times to your golden years. So for those of you who decided to retire early and travel on a budget with your boo thang instead of saving for that house, I understand you. Your parents may not get why you're not 'settling down' and 'starting a family' together, but right now, you and your partner have bigger fish to fry. Most likely fish that are fresh caught from the Atlantic from the coastal cities of Portugal. 

Stamp your heart at customs, rent matching snorkels, and cruise through Rome on the back of your man's moped! Carpe diem!

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