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The Horrible Histories Boat Tour Of The ‘Terrible Thames’ Is Sailing Back To London

The immersive tour takes seafarers on a riotous voyage along the Thames, filled with heaps of history (with the gory bits left in).

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Calling all seasoned sailors and lazy landlubbers alike, the Horrible Histories boat tour of the ‘Terrible Thames’ is back this week to take you on a thrilling voyage through time along the murky waters of our greatest river.

The Horrible Histories team are back once again for the fourth year, with a Thames boat tour like no other. Bringing together the history of the Thames (with the gory bits left in, in true Horrible Histories fashion ), the tour also incorporates immersive theatre as you and your shipmates travel along the river. They’ll be returning on May 23, with a number of tours each day until June 2 . Don’t fret if you miss out, though, because they’ll be back for the summer, from July 13 onwards.

Actors on the Horrible Histories Terrible Thames boat tour

Onboard the Horrible Histories boat tour

Tours kick off from Tower Bridge Quay, and run through a riveting 45-minute round-trip cruise packed with the history of the Tower of London , Cleopatra’s Needle, and Execution Dock . Along the way, you’ll also hear the tales of historical characters ranging from King Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, and Jack the Ripper .

The tour (and the show) sees two actors thrilling their captors audience with a side-splitting live show. However, if a fan of the Horrible Histories stage shows, it does look a bit different. The actors won’t be changing into historical costumes – understandably, really, given the fast-paced journey (and the whole ‘stuck on a boat’ situation!).

The boat for the Horrible Histories Terrible Thames tour

Since its debut in 2021, the seafaring experience has welcomed over a quarter of a million explorers aboard one of the most uniquely spirited ways to explore the history of the River Thames.

Much like Horrible Histories’ history book series and hit TV show, the boat tour is riotous fun for kids and adults alike. The tour has the same trademark fact-filled outlandish comedic flare that the brand is known for, ensuring a hoot of a seafaring experience.

Actor on board the Horrible Histories Terrible Thames tour

The Horrible Histories Terrible Thames boat tour returns on May 23 , so grab your first mate, hoist the anchor and head out to the water mateys.

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Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour of the Terrible Thames!

After three terrific years, we’re sailing into 2024! So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world!

Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock!

Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

1st April, 2023

29th October, 2023

Tower Bridge Quay

5+. Children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult.

Tower Bridge Quay, previoulsy known as 'St. Katherine's Pier' is located on the north bank of the River Thames, east of Tower Bridge, and immediately in front of the Tower Hotel. The pier is approx. 10 minutes walk from Tower Hill Underground station.

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Terrible Thames review: the Horrible Histories boat tour

What do you get when you cross the creators of Horrible Histories with 2,000 years of drama along London’s riverbanks? The Terrible Thames boat tour, of course.

View of a sign for the Terrible Thames boat tour and the boat itself, with Tower Bridge in the background on a cloudy grey day - one of the best boat tours in London with kids

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Launched in 2021, it quickly became an instant hit with families – we were invited along for a sneak preview for this Terrible Thames review, discovering tales of revolution, beheadings, pirates and the stomach-turning reason why Queen Victoria’s pleasure cruise lasted only minutes…

Joining ‘schoolboy’ Billy (whose family have been connected to pretty much every major event on the Thames) and his teacher, as we sailed from Tower Bridge to Westminster and back to Execution Dock, the pair made for a very funny double act as they whisked us through history.

The Terrible Thames tour itself only takes 45 minutes but it felt like they packed in twice that amount, including songs, just the right amount of audience participation, plus a great balance of fun and facts.

And all with the usual Horrible Histories recipe of gruesomely ridiculous, gory sound effects, plus plenty of toilet humour.

For more great London boat tours with kids , check out my pick of the best

My daughter looks at a pirate on the side of the Horrible Histories boat tour of London for our Terrible Thames review trip, with Tower Bridge in the background

Written by Terry Deary, creator of the Horrible Histories series, and the TV show’s director, Neal Foster, there were facts I hadn’t come across before (did you know there was a time capsule in the base of Cleopatra’s Needle?!).

While it’s pitched well for the young audience, the tour didn’t shy away from the difficult topics either, including slavery.

If your kids like the show, you’ll already have a good idea of what’s in store when it comes to the content though and it always stays on the right side of entertainingly educational rather than distressing.

View along the Thames including the Shard and Tower Bridge on a cloudy day, seen from our Terrible Thames tour, the Horrible Histories boat tour in London

My own eight-year-old was more upset about the stories of whaling than the swishing axe noises accompanying tales of beheading, for example.

While she often gets bored on boat trips along the river (unlike me!), this was one option which held her interest for the whole 45 minutes too.

From an adult point of view, you don’t go very far, as you travel round in a loop, but you see all the main central London sights in that round trip – including the Houses of Parliament, Tower Bridge, London Eye, HMS Belfast, the Shard and Tate Modern – before any boredom sets in.

View of the sign saying London Bridge under the bridge itself, as we cruised along the river for our Terrible Thames review tour - checking out the Horrible Histories boat tour

Along the way, there’s plenty of chance to join in the fun too, including singing a few sea shanties and taking part in some choreographed clapping.

If your kids would rather swim in the Thames than get involved, there’s no problem being a silent member of the audience, especially if you’re not too close to the front, or stay by the sides rather than along the aisle.

Having a teacher and child performing is also a great way to engage the young audience, especially when it turns out that young Billy (or Billie, depending which pair of actors you get), knows a lot of the darker history of the Thames versus the teacher’s sanitised stories straight out of textbooks.

Woman in blue cardigan shirt and trousers: One of the actors performing as the teacher on the Terrible Thames boat tour as it passes under Tower Bridge - my review of the Horrible Histories boat tour in London

At times it does feel like there’s a barrage of facts, figures and trivia to follow – another reason it’s better for slightly older ones – but realistically, even if your kids only take in half of what they hear, it’s still a lot more than the average boat tour (or history lesson!)

And as it’s crammed with the kind of memorable stories kids love – that story about Queen Victoria’s pleasure cruise? Just think what the river would have been like before the city’s famous sewers were built! – it’s easily one of my favourite things to do in London with kids.

For more ideas of the best things to do in London with kids , check out my pick of the best

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Tickets cost from £25 for adults and from £15 for kids aged three to 15 (under-threes go free, although it’s aimed at age 5+). There are also family tickets available and you can buy gift vouchers.

The tour usually runs between early April and late October, daily during July and August, and most school holidays, otherwise at weekends only. In 2024, it’s starting on March 23 for the new season (as Easter and the Easter holidays are earlier this year)

There are several Terrible Thames tours every day, up to around nine during peak season.

There is indoor seating if the weather is bad but otherwise you’ll be in the open air on the top deck (we were far too entertained to notice the minor drizzle).

View of the Thames and the Tower of London, seen from the river

There are toilets on board, and a place to store buggies and scooters on the lower deck (these aren’t allowed on the upper deck)

The tour departs from Tower Bridge Quay near St Katherine’s Dock – it’s a short walk from the Tower of London itself (and a different pier from the other sightseeing boats along the Thames which dock at Tower Bridge pier). If you use the whatthreewords app, you’ll find the location at curiosity.pirate.rides .

For more tips on visiting London with kids, check out the Facebook group London With Kids which I help to run

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Terrible Thames

horrible history london tour

Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour of the Terrible Thames! After two terrific years, we’re sailing into 2023! So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world! Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock! Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

‘A fun, enjoyable, spirited alternative to more po-faced London tourism – may it sail on and on!’

‘A terribly good London adventure for families – it appeals to the kiddos on every level’

‘A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!’

Customers with Access requirements will be able to purchase a full price ticket for any cruise, subject to availability. One additional carer/companion ticket will be made available free of charge, subject to availability. Please note both guests must have a valid ticket for entry. Any additional tickets required will be chargeable at the standard admission rate.  To book a companion ticket please email [email protected]

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Terrible Thames Tours

Tower Bridge Quay is situated on the north bank of the Thames, on the east side of Tower Bridge, and immediately in front of the Tower Hotel. The pier is approx. 10 minutes walk from Tower Hill Underground station. DO NOT GO TO TOWER BRIDGE PIER!

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The nearest mainline station is London Bridge, the nearest underground station is Tower HIll

The 15, and 100 are a short distance away.

The tour is a round-trip and you will disembark at Tower Bridge Quay where you joined the trip.

Our boat has heating within the interior lower deck. It does not have air conditioning as the vessel is not a new build but we have plenty of windows for fresh air.

Our top deck will always be open to customers to enjoy the amazing sights of London. However in the event of rain the performers will carry out the performance on the lower interior deck, which is fully enclosed with windows so you can also enjoy the sights of London on the Terrible Thames Tour.

Our boat has two decks. The upper deck is fully open-air with wonderful views. The lower interior deck is fully enclosed with windows to enjoy the sights on the Terrible Thames Tour.

Travelling in London can often be impacted by engineering works, strikes and other incidents on public transport that are out of our control.  Please allow as much time as possible to get to your booked tour time so you are not disappointed.

Gender neutral toilet facilities are available on the lower deck of the vessel.

We do not have cloakroom facilities for the Terrible Thames cruise. There is an allocated space to store items such as prams/pushchairs and scooters on the lower deck only. These items are not permitted on the upper deck.

Our scheduled Terrible Thames cruise operates from Tower Bridge Quay (formerly St Katharine Pier) on the north bank of the Thames, east of Tower Bridge (in front of the Tower Hotel. Postcode – E1W 1LD. The pier is approximately 10 minutes walk from Tower Hill Underground Station.

There is no covered shelter on Tower Bridge Quay so please ensure you have appropriate attire to deal with the sometimes unpredictable English weather!

The tour is conducted by two actors, but unlike the Horrible Histories stage shows, they do not change into historical characters when telling the stories.

You will be meeting two characters on board the boat but unlike the Horrible Histories stage shows, the fast speed of the journey through constantly changing historical periods means the characters do not change into historical costumes.

We have a limited embark and disembark period for each Terrible Thames cruise. You should arrive in good time in order to board the vessel promptly at the time on your ticket. If you are buying tickets on the day, please allow some extra time to purchase.

The Production are working on exciting plans to introduce food and drink, so watch this space, but until then you are able to bring your own snacks and drinks onboard.

The closest car parks near Tower Bridge Quay are City Quay Car Park, E1W 1AE or London Thomas More Square, E1W 1YU. Online booking in advance is recommended. Just Park also has available spaces online in the immediate area of the pier which can be pre-booked online for your desired date.

All ages are welcome, but children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult on board. Children aged 0-3 go free, if seated on the lap of a parent or guardian. However, please note the tour is best suited for children aged 5 and above.

We cannot predict passenger numbers for each cruise and length of queues will vary according to how busy each cruise is. However, boarding is swift and our host will be on site to assist whilst you are waiting to board the boat.

For security purposes we may from time to time undertake random bag searches or checks. This is done for the security of our passengers, crew and performers.

We don’t allow bikes on board, although kids’ scooters are permitted and can be stored on the lower deck.

If you think you have lost an item of property aboard the vessel, you should notify us via our social media channels. Please provide full descriptive details of your item, details of when and where it was lost, and full contact information so that we can get back in touch. Terrible Thames cannot accept responsibility for any items that may have been lost on board.

Passengers have to bring their printed ticket to board the cruise or show their ticket on a mobile device.

Access Information

As the Terrible Thames boat is not a new build we cannot offer step free access at present. A wheelchair lift and accessible bathroom facilities are in discussion to be installed. Please view our detailed accessibility information document  HERE

Assistance Dogs are allowed on all Terrible Thames cruises at the Captain’s discretion. We ask you to contact the reservations team to book your ticket in advance. Please see our accessibility statement for more information and inform [email protected]

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Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames Tickets

Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames Tickets

About Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames

Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour of the Terrible Thames!

After two terrific years, we’re sailing into 2023! So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world!

Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock!

Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

1st April, 2023

29th October, 2023

Tower Bridge Quay

5+. Children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult.

Tower Bridge Quay, previoulsy known as 'St. Katherine's Pier' is located on the north bank of the River Thames, east of Tower Bridge, and immediately in front of the Tower Hotel. The pier is approx. 10 minutes walk from Tower Hill Underground station.

Unfortunately, tickets for this event are no longer available.

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  • Thu 10 Jul ➙ Sat 12 Jul Glasgow, Theatre Royal Horrible Histories - Awful Egyptians View tickets
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Please email our customer service team on [email protected] or you can visit https://www.kxtickets.com/contact for more information.

If you purchased with another ticket provider please contact their customer service team to assist you.

Will I be dropped off where I boarded?

The tour is a round-trip and you will disembark at Tower Bridge Quay where you joined the trip.

How long is the boat trip?

The boat trip will last 45 minutes.

Are the boats heated/air conditioned?

Our boat has heating within the interior lower deck. It does not have air conditioning as the vessel is not a new build but we have plenty of windows for fresh air.

What if it is raining on the day of our trip?

Our top deck will always be open to customers to enjoy the amazing sights of London. However in the event of rain the performers will carry out the performance on the lower interior deck, which is fully enclosed with windows so you can also enjoy the sights of London on the Terrible Thames Tour.

Does the boat have an open deck area?

Our boat has two decks. The upper deck is fully open-air with wonderful views. The lower interior deck is fully enclosed with windows to enjoy the sights on the Terrible Thames Tour.

What if I miss my tour due to transport issues?

Travelling in London can often be impacted by engineering works, strikes and other incidents on public transport that are out of our control.

Please allow as much time as possible to get to your booked tour time so you are not disappointed.

Are there toilets on board?

Gender neutral toilet facilities are available on the lower deck of the vessel.

Is there a cloakroom on board?

We do not have cloakroom facilities for the Terrible Thames cruise. There is an allocated space to store items such as prams/pushchairs and scooters on the lower deck only. These items are not permitted on the upper deck.

Which pier does the Terrible Thames Tour sail from?

Our scheduled Terrible Thames cruise operates from Tower Bridge Quay (formerly St Katharine Pier) on the north bank of the Thames, east of Tower Bridge (in front of the Tower Hotel. Postcode – E1W 1LD. The pier is approximately 10 minutes walk from Tower Hill Underground Station.

Is there shelter on the pier?

There is no covered shelter on Tower Bridge Quay so please ensure you have appropriate attire to deal with the sometimes unpredictable English weather!

Will I get to see Horrible Histories characters onboard?

The tour is conducted by two actors, but unlike the Horrible Histories stage shows, they do not change into historical characters when telling the stories.

Will the characters be in costume?

You will be meeting two characters on board the boat but unlike the Horrible Histories stage shows, the fast speed of the journey through constantly changing historical periods means the characters do not change into historical costumes

How long in advance should I arrive at the pier?

We have a limited embark and disembark period for each Terrible Thames cruise. You should arrive in good time in order to board the vessel promptly at the time on your ticket. If you are buying tickets on the day, please allow some extra time to purchase.

Is food and drink available to purchase?

We are working on exciting plans to introduce food and drink, so watch this space, but until then you are able to bring your own snacks and drinks onboard.

Where can I park nearby?

The closest car parks near Tower Bridge Quay are City Quay Car Park, E1W 1AE or London Thomas More Square, E1W 1YU. Online booking in advance is recommended. Just Park also has available spaces online in the immediate area of the pier which can be pre-booked online for your desired date.

Is there an age restriction?

All ages are welcome, but children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult on board. Children aged 0-3 go free, if seated on the lap of a parent or guardian. However, please note the tour is best suited for children aged 5 and above.

How long are the queues to board on the day?

We cannot predict passenger numbers for each cruise and length of queues will vary according to how busy each cruise is. However, boarding is swift and our host will be on site to assist whilst you are waiting to board the boat.

Do you check bags?

For security purposes we may from time to time undertake random bag searches or checks. This is done for the security of our passengers, crew and performers.

Are bikes allowed on-board?

We don’t allow bikes on board, although kids’ scooters are permitted and can be stored on the lower deck.

How long is the cruise?

45 enthralling minutes!

I want to bring my dog on board with me - is this possible?

Assistance Dogs are allowed on all Terrible Thames cruises at the Captain’s discretion. We ask you to contact the reservations team to book your ticket in advance. Please see our accessibility statement for more information and inform [email protected]

I lost something on board? Who shall I contact?

If you think you have lost an item of property aboard the vessel, you should notify us via our social media channels. Please provide full descriptive details of your item, details of when and where it was lost, and full contact information so that we can get back in touch. Terrible Thames cannot accept responsibility for any items that may have been lost on board.

Terms and Conditions

Terms and conditions are subject to the provider you have booked your ticket with. If your ticket was purchased via our official website, terms and conditions can be found at https://www.kxtickets.com/terms-conditions

Can I buy my tickets online?

Yes, you can purchase all our ticket types on the Terrible Thames Website www.terriblethames.com

Do you accept all methods of payment?

You can pay online using VISA,  MASTERCARD or AMERICAN EXPRESS.

How do I book a family ticket?

When booking please select 2 adults and 2 children or 1 adult and 1 child and the family discount will be applied automatically at checkout.

What are the ages for your ticket types?

A child ticket is for those aged 3 – 15 years of age.

A senior ticket is for those aged 65 and over.

Please note under 3’s can travel free but must be seated on a parent or guardian’s lap.

What is your refund and exchange policy?

Refund protection can be offered, details of which are here https://www.kxtickets.com/ticket-refund-protection

Can I buy tickets on the day? Do I need to book tickets in advance?

We recommend tickets are bought in advance as ticket availability on the day is not guaranteed. However, it is not compulsory to book Terrible Thames Tour in advance. These can be purchased at our dedicated pier Tower Bridge Quay (Next to Tower Bridge) on the day of travel. We request all groups 10+ are booked in advance with the reservations department prior to travel.

Are there any fees on top of the ticket prices?

We do not charge booking fees but there is a £1.50 transaction fee

Can I pay cash on the day?

We are currently not accepting cash bookings on the day, but you can purchase tickets at Tower Bridge Quay on the day using a debit/credit card.

Are you able to accommodate large groups?

We are able to accommodate public groups up to 120 on our boat.

Groups sized 10 – 30 can book online and the groups discount will automatically be applied to your tickets when you purchase them.

You can also book directly with the team at [email protected]

Can I change the date and time of my booking?

Please ensure that all information is correct at the point of purchase as tickets may not always be able to be changed. For assistance, please email [email protected]

Do I have to print out my ticket?

Passengers have to bring their printed ticket to board the cruise or show their ticket on a mobile device.

How do I get the tickets I booked online?

You will receive a confirmation email with a printable e-ticket attached as a PDF. Additionally, please write down your booking reference number. If you don’t receive the email or have a query about your booking, please contact your point of purchase.

Is it possible to claim a refund?

Tickets are non-refundable after purchase. If you have an extreme circumstance beyond your control, please email our customer service team at [email protected] Please check your refund policy of the company you purchased from.

Are your services wheelchair accessible?

As the Terrible Thames boat is not a new build we cannot offer step free access at present. A wheelchair lift and accessible bathroom facilities are in discussion to be installed. Please view our detailed accessibility information document HERE

What is your policy on assistance dogs?

Horrible Histories - Terrible Tudors

Horrible Histories - Terrible Tudors

About the show

We all want to meet people from history. The trouble is everyone is dead! So Terrible Tudors is back with the hit West End show for a third terrific year!

From the horrible Henries to the end of evil Elizabeth, hear the legends (and the lies!) about the torturing Tudors. Find out the fate of Henry's headless wives and his punch up with the Pope. Meet Bloody Mary and see Ed fall dead in his bed. Survive the Spanish Armada as they launch their attack!

It’s history with the nasty bits left in!

Horrible Histories books are published by Scholastic Ltd. Horrible Histories is a trademark of Scholastic Inc. and is used under authorisation. All rights reserved. Illustration © Martin Brown.

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Prices include a 65p restoration levy

Family ticket (4 seats) £90 on weekdays only . Click here to book.

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See London as you never have before: aboard a boat that cruises down the famed Thames River. Rarely has a body of water seen so many notorious events, and in Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames you’ll hear — and experience — it all. Get your Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames tickets on TodayTix!

Now in its third year, Terrible Thames treats audiences to sights and teachings about the terrorizing Tower of London, the scintillating Savoy, the gobsmacking Globe Theatre, and so much more.

Learn factoids and so much more as your esteemed and entertaining crew regales stories of kings and queens — and on this cruise, the nasty details are always kept in.

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5+. Children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult.

Tower Bridge Quay, previoulsy known as 'St. Katherine's Pier' is located on the north bank of the River Thames, east of Tower Bridge, and immediately in front of the Tower Hotel. The pier is approx. 10 minutes walk from Tower Hill Underground station.

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Why walk through London when you can sail along it? At Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames , you’ll take a river cruise along London’s most famous river. Equal parts informative tour and wild entertainment, Terrible Thames is created by award-winning theatre producers Birmingham Stage Company and Woods’ Silver Fleet, a family-run company of Thames Watermen since 1866.

The experience’s combination of theatre practitioners and storied watermen makes this tour one of London’s most unique: there’s not a second of boredom on this engaging cruise where you’ll see the city’s most iconic sights and hear about its famed royals, from King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn to Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd. No history is without its wicked parts, and this family-friendly tour never spares a saucy detail.

Few tours of England’s capital afford visitors and locals such an efficient yet sweeping account of one of the world’s greatest cities. On this river cruise, you can expect tall tales, shocking histories, and a sprinkling of memorable tidbits — did you know London Bridge opens 800 times per year to let ships pass through?

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  • Visitors can expect to see a grab bag of The Old Smoke, including Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre, Westminster, London Bridge, Execution Dock, and more.
  • Your savvy and saucy tour guides will regale tales about Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Henry VIII, and many other famous Londoners.
  • Accessible to all visitors, Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames in London is perfect for first-time tourists or repeat visitors, along with parents and children of all ages.

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Horrible Histories proudly presents a wicked of the Terrible Thames. Climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the famous river. Tremble in terror at the Tower, lose yourself in Lambeth, hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock!

This sightseeing cruise is the perfect tour for families. With award-winning performances against the background of the River Thames, Terrible Thames is an experience like no other.

Learn all about the history of the River Thames with the nasty bits left in.   Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, the Duke of Wellington, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd .

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The stage versions of Terry’s Deary’s enormously successful ‘Horrible Histories’ franchise – that’s history for kids with a heavy emphasis on the naughty bits – are now so successful in and of themselves that they’re starting to wrack up a ‘Fast & Furious’-volume of sequels – summer 2021 will see the West End debut of the lengthily-titled ‘Horrible Histories – Barmy Britain: Part Five’.

Not content with that, they’re now taking to the high seas (well, river) with ‘Terrible Thames’. It’s an enjoyable hour-long clipper tour that forgoes humdrum observations on London’s great waterway and instead focussed on the darker stuff.

To do so, there’s a dramatic device. Billie, a schoolchild, has earned a special trip on the Thames with her teacher, and the two of them spend the trip engaged in a duelling dialogue of facts, putting the awkwardly blokey teacher’s more conventional wisdom against Billie’s knowledge of the darker stories or the Thames, as handed down to her by her family.

It’s not exactly ‘Long Day’s Journey Into Night’, and if I were being particularly annoying I might point out that they become fairly interchangeable after a while, with each of them being well-informed or pig-ignorant on whatever we happen to be sailing past on a strictly alternating basis.

Nonetheless: it’s fun! Written by Deary and the show’s director, Neal Foster, the facts are understandably quick-fire, given you can’t, for instance, explain the background to the 1014 Viking incursion into London that (possibly) resulted in London Bridge being torn down in the time it takes to sail under London Bridge (about ten seconds). Instead a zippy, agreeable barrage of statistics and facts tumble out entertainingly, giving a sense of the vast weight of history of London in a way that’s intriguing rather than crushing. 

London-dwelling adults with a reasonable grasp of the history of the county and capital will probably find it more diverting than revelatory. But I think it would be great for grown-up tourists with a good grasp of English but only a few basic facts about our history. 

Of course, the real target is kids. Mine are maybe both a little younger (six and three) than the quintessential Horrible Histories fan: the little one didn’t really know what was going on, and the big one was somewhat aghast at the sheer volume of executions the tour describes. But they both enjoyed themselves, and loved the fart jokes and the singing, especially the rousing ‘What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?’ that wraps up proceedings.

‘Horrible Histories’ may be increasingly ubiquitous. But its inaugural boat trip still feels like a spirited alternative to more po-faced London tourism - may it sail on and on.

Sailing times vary slightly, but usually six per day between 11.45am and 16.45pm.

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All aboard the Terrible Thames – the Horrible Histories have taken to River Thames! 

The Horrible Histories Boat Tour – what a fabulous entertaining adventure for kids and adults alike. I’m already a firm fan of the hugely successful ‘Horrible Histories’ series. Author Terry Deary has now written over 100 Horrible History titles which are now recognised as being one of the world’s bestselling non-fiction books for children. These classic historical tales have also been turned into a CBBC television series and a movie.  And, the Birmingham Stage Company has produced several fabulously grisly Barmy Britain stage shows which have been seen around the world, which I, along with three young members of my family, have been lucky enough to see in London’s West End.

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Now they have created the TERRIBLE THAMES, a fantastic tourist experience, which last summer entertained over 60,000 passengers, and due to its success the tour has been shortlisted for a London Tourism Award for New Tourism Business of the Year. It was with great excitement I took the three boys aged 11, 8 and 5 to set sail on an oar-inspiring Horrible Histories ‘Terrible Thames’ trip to learn about the country’s most famous river and the incredible history of London.

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This theatrical boat tour is also written by Deary and Neal Foster who directed the theatre shows. Arriving in this wonderful part of the city is an adventure in itself, there was great interest as we walked past the Tower of London and along the river path before boarding the boat at Tower Bridge Quay, and taking our seats on the top deck of this Thames Riverboat. The youngest, Teddy, had never been on a boat before so he was thrilled and it just so happened to be a lovely spring day which was a bonus!

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As you can imagine this was no ordinary boat trip, but one that takes you on an hour-long immersive theatre adventure where you can find out lots of interesting and unusual historic facts with a strong emphasis on the naughty bits. The premise is that schoolboy Billy has earned a trip on the Thames with his school teacher, as they sail the two of them divulge a series of quick-fire, fascinating facts and gruesome stories about the landmarks along the Thames.

The two actors did a remarkable job at keeping everyone entertained as we sailed past a series of London monuments and places of interest, with ghastly tales of Anne Boleyn’s beheading at the Tower of London and details about the Fire of London, the Clink prison, the wobbly Millennium Bridge, the frozen Thames and the Gunpowder Plot – that failed attempt to blow up the Houses of Parliament in 1605. All this was punctuated by yet more spine chilling tales and shocking facts.

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When we sailed past London Bridge, we all sang ‘London Bridge is Falling Down’. We passed the Golden Hinde, which was captained by Sir Francis Drake and the famous Globe Theatre which has long been associated with William Shakespeare. We saw HMS Belfast, the Shard, the glistening Savoy Hotel, Big Ben, City Hall and much more. The boys laughed furiously at fart jokes and although some things went over Teddy’s head, all three of them thoroughly enjoyed this spirited experience.  And when the actors donned their pirate hats on the final leg of the tour we all sang a rousing rendition of ‘What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?

The Terrible Thames  ‘Horrible Histories’ tour is a great way to see the sights, a perfect fun-filled day out in London for all the family and a brilliant way to give the kids a sense of the vast weight of London’s history.

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Sailing times vary slightly, but there are usually six per day between 11.45 am and 16.45 pm.  

Embark at Tower Bridge Quay, E1W 1LD (not Tower Bridge Pier!)

ADVANCE TICKETS Adult – £22.00 (off-peak) £25.00 (peak) Senior – £20.00 (off-peak) £23.00 (peak) Child – £14.00 (off-peak) £15.00 (peak) Under 3’s – FREE. FAMILY TICKET – £65.00 (off-peak) £72.00 (peak) – (2x Adult 2x Child/1 Adult 3 x Child)

Ticket link: https://terriblethames.seetickets.com/

For Group bookings Please Phone: 0844 412 4650

TERRIBLE THAMES is hosted aboard Silver Sockeye, one of Woods Silver Fleet’s premier luxury sightseeing cruisers.   Birmingham Stage Company and Woods Silver Fleet are dedicated to improving the accessibility for all visitors to this experience and ask that any assisted wheelchair access that is required is booked in advance.

Please email [email protected] for more information.

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What’s the best way to see London’s main sights , learn about the horrible history of the most famous river in London and ensure the kids don’t complain? Take a trip on board the Horrible Histories boat tour , and discover the Terrible Thames .

The best selling book series ‘Horrible Histories’ by Terry Deary have already been brought to life with a TV series and on stage by Neal Foster and now they’re hitting the high seas – or rather the Thames river.

The hugely popular Horrible Histories series – that shares historical facts while highlighting all the nasty bits – is a fun and engaging way for children (and their parents!) to learn.

Terrible Thames launched two years ago and has been a huge success , returning during the warmer school holidays for a sensational sightseeing tour of the River Thames. Here’s what to expect. 

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Like most Horrible History stories the idea behind the Terrible Thames is to bring the past alive and transform dull dates and boring facts into stories that kids might actually remember.

This means using laugh-out-loud immersive theatre to bring the dark and gory history of the Thames to life.

Your guide for your Horrible Histories boat tour is Billie , a schoolchild who has won a special trip along the River Thames with her teacher. Both actors are from the Birmingham Stage Company . Together the duo trade titbits, offer nuggets of information and try and outdo one another with gruesome stories . Billie, in particular, draws on her family’s long London lineage to share fun facts, curious tales and, of course, fart jokes.

The dialogue is fast and furious and you often have only seconds to digest one snippet of history before the pair move onto the next intriguing fact. The dialogue is fast and furious and you often have only seconds to digest one snippet of history before the pair move onto the next intriguing fact.

In fact, my only criticism would be that the pace is a little too fast at times  – it’s hard to take in  all  the information as well as the amazing sights of London.

Nevertheless, the performance is funny . Very funny. The script manages to achieve that magical balance of entertaining kids and making parents chuckle too. When we travelled on board there were some very well-timed quips about Boris Johnson and parties at No. 10 Downing Street that went down very well with the older members of the audience.

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All aboard! 

So, what do you learn on board the Horrible Histories boat tour?

Well, for starters, you learn that the River Thames has the most fascinating history. During the cruise Billie and her teacher cover incredible stories of King Henry VIII , Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper , the Duke of Wellington and Captain Kidd.

There are tales of treason and pirates , revolutions and beheadings, and even some sea shanties towards the end of the cruise when the while boat is encouraged to join in singing ‘What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?’

The tour also shares facts that even born and bred Londoners might not know such as the time capsule buried beneath Cleopatra’s Needle! It was planted by Victorians in 1878 and is apparently filled with (among other things) portraits of ‘pretty ladies’ as well as a painting of Queen Victoria.

The Horrible Histories boat tour takes a loop along the river taking in the main central London sights along the way including the Houses of Parliament (the Palace of Westminster), London Eye , Tower Bridge, London Bridge, HMS Belfast, the Shard and the Tate Modern.

It’s a fantastic journey, a unique take on the standard sightseeing tour, the chance to see some glorious views of London , and a great way for the whole family to explore the city together.  It’s easily one of the best things to do in London with kids .

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The Terrible Thames Boat Tour – all you need to know

There are multiple daily sailings during the school holidays with sailing during the Easter holidays and May half term . Sailings during the summer holidays start on 13 July. Do book your boat trip in advance.  The trip lasts 45 minutes.

The tour departs from Tower Bridge Quay near St Katherine’s Dock on the north bank of the Thames, not far from the Tower of London . The nearest tube stop is Tower Hill underground station.

The Terrible Thames tour takes place on board open air Thames Clippers. If you’re lucky enough to time your trip for a sunny day then the performance takes place on the upper deck .  In the event of rain, the performance will take place on the lower interior deck. Although the top deck is definitely the best for seeing London’s most iconic landmarks , you can still get good views from the lower deck. 

Where: The tour departs from Tower Bridge Quay near St Katherine’s Dock. It’s not far from the Tower of London.

Horrible Histories boat tour prices: 

Adult / Child £25/15

Family Ticket (2 adults, 2 children) £70

Family Ticket (1 adult, 3 children) £60

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